lucifursblog:

ok i need more variety on my dash so if you post:

  • in the flesh
  • doctor who
  • sherlock
  • mcu/marvel comics
  • hannibal
  • stucky
  • torchwood
  • harry potter

reblog this post and i’ll check you out and most likely follow you :)

you don’t have to post all of the above by the way, just one or more is good. thank youuu

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Emmett Scanlan - Gay Times - February 2012 - Matt Sills

greenbergsays, has this been brought to your attention yet?

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resplendeo:

resplendeo:

seriously tho have you thought about phil coulson having to go on like one of those eyecandy missions (this can be at any point in the timeline but I especially like baby-face junior agent coulson and also hot dad smoulder agent phil coulson)

and he has to be the hot distraction

and he’s given these booty shorts

and he’s like, no

no, these are too short

and he’s told to suck it up and get to work

and he’s like, no, you don’t understand these are too short

and he holds them up against his groin

and the outline of his dick against his regular pants ends a good inch or two below the booty shorts

reblogging for veteratorianvillainy's outrage I assume

There…I am literally speechless with outrage. SPEECHLESS.

Okay only sort of speechless. Because there’s someone at SHIELD who is then tasked with updating a file somewhere that says when Phil Coulson is ordered booty shorts they’re going to need to be longer booty shorts if they’re going to avoid their agent being picked up for indecent exposure. That is someone’s job. Someone has to update that file because Phil Coulson will be literally spilling out of regular booty shorts.

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

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eldritchwhore:

do you ever just realize that there are so many people you know and talk to every day

and you don’t know their last names

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nunderwater:

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

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verysharpteeth:


Sebastian’s reaction when the moderator kept calling Bucky a villain [x]

I’m entertained by his slow building annoyance at the villain title. It started out that he would try to suppress his instant reaction of disgust. Now he just openly makes horrible faces.

verysharpteeth:

Sebastian’s reaction when the moderator kept calling Bucky a villain [x]

I’m entertained by his slow building annoyance at the villain title. It started out that he would try to suppress his instant reaction of disgust. Now he just openly makes horrible faces.

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Men: Not ALL men.
Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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Jasper Sitwell Can Never Eat Lettuce Again

resplendeo:

warnings for good guy Sitwell, past Sitwell/Coulson (amicable), present PiningForBarton!Coulson, sex pollen, terrible sexual metaphors, and probably minor dubcon? 

also terrible lettuce mentions

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RES IS THE ACTUAL LITERAL WORST

Cuz Coulson won’t fucking shut up about Barton and all the things he’d like to do to him, even as he keeps latching his mouth to Sitwell’s neck, even as Sitwell tries to maneuver him up the stairs, past his nosy neighbors, and into Coulson’s apartment. He’s like an octopus that’s latched onto its prey, but the only thing he keeps mumbling is that Sitwell have a loving and trusting relationship, so what could a threesome with Barton hurt?